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200 Things About the Chick With 200 Things Written About Her
03.08.2005 | 3:40 am

1] I am 17 years old.
2] I normally dye my hair about twice every month or so.
3] I have hazel eyes & don't know what my natural hair color is.
4] My sign is Aries, thank you for asking, sir.
5] My favorite colors are pink, neon green, & aqua seafoam green.
6] I'm taller than most chicks I hang out with, averaging around 5'8.
7] I loathe the outdoors, unless it's covered in sidewalks.
8] I've only been dumped once. I've had 15+ boyfriends.
9] I slept with my ex-boyfriends best friend & drummer of his band, while dating another guy, but talking to him about getting back together.
10] I never realy liked his band.
11] My favorite bands are: Modest Mouse, Death Cab For Cutie, Travis, The Killers, Against Me! (if I'm in the mood) Rilo Kiley, Coheed & Cambria, The Honorary Title, & Badly Drawn Boy is inching their way in there.
12] My friends, for the most part, hate the music I listen to.
13] I hate Lord of the Rings & The Matrix movies, although I've enver seen either.
14] My favorite actors are Edward Norton, Kieran Culkin, Robert Downey, Jr. John Cusack, Steve Buscemi, Giovannia Ribisi, & Steve Zahn.
15] I don't really dig actresses that much, but if I had to choose - Ms. Scarlett Johannson, Thora Birch, & Drew Barrymore.
16] I always order a cheeseburger with mayonnaise, mustard, & ketchup ONLY, a large order of fries, & a medium Dr. Pepper when I eat at Sonic.
17] I don't eat mushrooms. They taste ill.
18] I think I have auditory schitzophrenia.
19] Jake Gyllenhaul, The Strokes lead singer & Jude Law are all very attractive men.
20] I haven't had sex in appoximately 4 months. I need a man, preferrably Jesse's touch.
21] I date the loveable, adorable Jesse, whom I met ages ago. I remember the exact first time our eyes met, as does he. Instant attraction, much? Of course, we didn't date 'til almost a year & 1/2 after that.
22] I can't swim. I sink, then gurgle, & have to be rescued.
23] I like kittens. A lot.
24] I cannot stay completely sober for more than 4 weeks. It is a proven fact.
25] I hate most of the people I've met, but always eventually turn out to be really good friends with them.
26] I hate Friends. Especially the squeaky guy - Chandler, maybe?
27] I like to sing loud & off-key for laughs. I can actually sing pretty well, unless I have a cold. It's kind of like a Courtney Love, Brodie Dale, Ashley Simpson hybrid. Creepy, eh?
28] I once wanted to be a lawyer & a real estate agent. I figured my charming people skills would come in handy at those jobs.
29] Now, I want to be a cosmetologist. Or fashion designer. Or modern day hippie revolutionist. Any of the 3 are fine.
30] I haven't slept in a bed in years. I always sleep on the couch or on the floor. Or on someone else's couch or floor.
31] I try to play guitar. I do really well by ear. My mum plays piano. My dad plays guitar. No one takes the effort to attempt to teach me. I really want to play the violin.
32] I'm afraid of heights, spiders, riding over bridges with water beneath them, horses, complete darkness, & being unwanted. I have severe abandonment issues.
33] I adore someone with original style, fashion, & ideas. I try to maintain that myself, but sometimes you can't help but get caught in the current, you know?
34] I bought umbrella drinks & unraveled the umbrella & found a Chinese message inside. I think it's a cry for help.
35] My clothes hardly ever match unless someone puts them together for me. I tought for a long while I was colorblind, but I know now that I just think things match when they don't to most people.
36] I only go to Meridian to shop or get stoned. Or purchase items to get stoned with.
37] I was diagnosed as bi-polar & given medication which I refused to take. I self-cured myself with dillusions, which is probably no healthier than being bi-polar, but I'm happier!
38] I used to keep my weed, coke, etc, in a hollow book on my bookshelf.
39] I want to name my boykid; Efrem Isaac or William Braxton. My ladykid; Heather Oblina or Gueneviere Bree.
40] I want two kidlings.
41] I don't like girls that are prettier than me. I don't like msot girls.
42] I don't have a car. Or a license. Or a permit.
43] I like froggies. Pink stuffed froggies make me giggle.
44] Sandals are satan's shoe & any other shoes that has a strap that goes between your toes.
45] Skirts without fishnets or boots are worthless. I refuse to wear them any other way.
46] I don't normally wear undies. :(
47] The color purples grosses me out. I don't know why.
48] I have a fairly harsh temper when angered. I've thrown chairs, stools, drinking glasses, bottles, shoes, etc, at people. I've thrown water in someone's face, dumped ice cream on them, & I burned my ex with a cigarette for mishandling my purse.
49] Bacon is disgusting. Pork is disgusting. No, I'm not Jewish.
50] Plainly put, I'm very arrogant.
51] If given the right age, income, & situation, I could become a brooding alcoholic. & most definitely, an infamous drug addict.
52] Juliette Lewis is adorable. She reminds me of a Barbie doll from the 80's.
53] I miss talking to David about my problems. I miss talking to David at all.
54] I love mix CD's. I burn one for almost everyone I meet.
55] In consideration, I am the biggest fuck up that I know.
56] My old chemistry teacher Mr. Wilson - that man had gorgeous hair. Like Nixon.
57] Insane Clown Posse are dope, & when I say dope, I mean they must be on it. Freaky McFreaksters.
58] I drink Dr. Pepper religiously. Along with Mountain Dew. My dad is convinced there's coke in Mountain Dew. The addictive kind not the cola.
59] I chew the skin around my nails when I'm nervous.
60] I have really weird dreams. Some are almost real, other are way past bogus.
61] I have weird thoughts in general though. Sometimes I think people are just figments of my imagination. Sometimes they are.
62] Churches creep me o-u-t.
63] I always watch cartoons when I'm trying to fall asleep. I guess it soothes my inner kid.
64] I like movies about drugs &/or violence. I like movies were people interact unknowingly as well. Comedies are so-so. Horror movies are good if they're not TOO cheesy. Monty Python always makes me giggle a bit. Mel Brooks movies are entertaining. Independent films are usually what I go for, they have more substance & raw acting.
65] I hate when people ignore me. It pisses me off on oodles of levels.
66] My hair is normally an unnatural color.
67] In the 5th-7th grade, I weighed aroundl 180-something pounds & wore a size 16 jeans. I weigh 130-ish & can wear a 5-10.
68] I had a cat named Bob & he died because his kidneys exploded.
69] Sometimes I have a weird Irish accent that comes out. Ignore it. I do.
70] I'm relatively upper middle class, but I try not to come off snobby. I think I do a fairly decent job. After all, I am about as normal of a teenager as you could get.
71] I've moved 3 times in my life, but none even more than 2 miles apart from each other.
72] I vow to never ride an airplane, for I fear being stranded thousands of feet in the air. Sick.
73] People who brag about stupid things make me puke.
74] Girls who like guys only because they're in a band are stupid. Yeah, myself included. Although, I can't particularly help who I happen to fall for. & if they're in a band & play guitar - so be it. Or their name starts with a 'J.'
75] Technically speaking, I should be a burn-out. Most people think I am.
76] I've only had sex with 2 people in my entire life (that I recall). I am proud.
77] I'm attracted to girls & find them very attractive. I suppose the correct terminology would be 'bi-sexual', but that seems to be all the rage these days, anyhow.
78] This is boring me bunches.
79] Respect is something I lack for almost everything.
80] I love jewelry. I wear a ring (or two) on every finger, minus the pinkie. Earrings. A necklace or two & occassionally barettes when I go out. Bracelets aren't something I fancy too much.
81] I have a horrible habit of interrupting people with things of no imprtance.
82] I am severely narcisstic. Along with everyone else.
83] Clay animated cartoon programs give me the willies.
84] I wish I could be a better partner for someone instead of being so self-centered, a jerk-off, & trying to 'buy' or 'fuck' their love.
85] I wear way too much make-up. I don't care.
86] I have a weird design in my head for a lamp/coffee table right now.
87] I am a complete slob. I never fold or hang up clothes.
88] I wonder why someone would name a vegetable a squash.
89] I also wonder why a tomato is a fruit instead of a vegetable.
90] I've made a game of lying to strangers that I'm never going to see again. (example: 'How old are you?' - I'm 19. 'Where are you from?' - New Jersey.)
91] I wish I could hang out with Sarah Beth more often.
92] In most situations, I react & behave like a guy.
93] I like to shop, but not buy anything.
94] Things that most people find offensive or repulsive, I find beautiful & meaningful.
95] I don't think I'm disgusted that easily.
96] I can't skateboard. Nowhere near being able to skateboard.
97] Screen names annoy me. Almost all of them, especially the ones with names in them.
98] I like big words that people don't use every day. The big words that I don't use either.
99] I'm a slight hypochondriac.
100] I love to lie, but I hate being lied to.
101] It is my mission in life to be somewhat famous or at least remembered for something I did.
102] Sometimes, in that half-awake/half-asleep state I think Jesse's with me, because I can feel his arms around me & hear his voice. He's not.
103] I lost my best friend. I found a new one.
104] I've never been on a rollercoaster.
105] When Justin broke up with me, I pierced my ears. It wa a weird identity crisis type thing.
106] Public school kicks private school's overpriced ass.
107] My mum went nuts, recently. She became mildly abusive & flat out overbearing. That's what happens to hippies, kids.
108] Forever freaks me out. I'm afraid of committment, I do believe.
109] I don't know all of the people that I've kissed or dated, but while calculating I've determined that I've dated around 15+ & kissed over 30.
110] When I was younger I had OCD. I was deathly afraid of germs & washed my hands until they were bloody & raw.
111] I love taking pictures, but I hate pictures of myself. Most of my pictures are of myself, because random people grab my camera & start snappin'.
112] I've never had a romantic boyfriend.
113] I sleep in the day & stay up all night. It's a crazy thing.
114] I like long hair on guys. I like to let them lay in my lap & run my fingers through it, while they relax.
115] People aren't in color.
116] I think aliens designed our planet & watch us & treat us as though were mechanical ants. They pop in occassionally to kick us around a bit.
117] I buy random CD's at pawn shops just to see if the band is any good. I've discovered a few local bands that way.
118] I hated techno music until I understood it.
119] Thunderstorms make me happy.
120] I eat really weird food combinations. Triscuits+whipped cream+chocolate chips. chocolcate chip cookies+french onion dip. fruity peebles+whipped cream+chocolate powder.
121] My first kiss was with a 20 year old college student who felt me up in the locker room. I was 13.
122] I could totally get into bondage & s&m.
123] I am a hardcore chain-smoker. I've been smoking since I was 13.
124] Music determines most of my moods.
125] My dreams give me a lot of insight into my life. I don't tell most people that I believe in such things, because most think you're loony.
126] Jesse tickles my fancy. I'm going to marry him. Watch.
127] My ex-boyfriends are all nuts. Most of them still (obviously) have feelings for me, which I think is goofy. I ditch people with vengeances.
128] Ice cream makes me want to puke.
129] Most people seem to think I have a problem with drugs & remaining completely sober. Well, I don't.
130] I loathe camping. I've only been once in my life & from what I remember it sucked. Hm. I really don't remember going though.
131] I have deep dark secrets that I tell no one. NO ONE.
132] My overactive imagination gets the best of me sometimes. I hallucinate quite a bit & enjoy losing hours of my life & having no idea where they went.
133] My friends should have better taste than to be friends with me. If you're friends with me, you're stupid.
134] I lie a lot, to everyone. It keeps me entertained.
135] I want to be an actress, sort of. At least I think I would be good at it, since acting is only lying ...with class.
136] I fell in love with Jesse the first time I saw him. How gay. But very true.
137] I have a horrible tendency to ignore people unintentionally & I have the attention span of a fruit fly.
138] If you stare at the sky long enough, it beings to look round.
139] When someone says "I love you", it gets me teary-eyed. But I HATE romance novels & movies.
140] My memory sucks beyond belief. I get accused of fucking with people, because I say something & 5 minutes later they bring it back up & I have no idea what they're talking about. Pot rots brains, kids.
141] Riding in cars with boy[s] makes me happy.
142] Shoes piss me off & I rarely ever wear them unless it's necessary.
143] Ashlee Simpson makes me wanna la la. Oops. Joking.
144] Incense & candles make me happy.
145] I collect those little silver chains that latch together. You can buy them, but it keeps me busy finding them. I turned it into a LONG bracelet that travels halfway up my arm. Pretty.
146] Pen over pencil. Dark purple ink or a thin Sharpie.
147] Oh, how I wish I were a singer for a band or a lyricist. Rockin'.
148] I tend to be realyl cheap, unless I'm buying things for other people.
149] I like music that;s more obscure, I think. I also have a secret fling with electronica & mainstream depression era pop. Like Sum 41's - Pieces. Or Sugarcult.
150] When people ignore me, I throw things. I have temper tanrums up the ass.
151] I don't like girls. Girls seem to like me. I prefer befriending fellows. They're cooler.
152] My best friend is an overly critical, 19 year old, wannabe doctor, still in highschool, drug-free, christian, country-loving, boyfriendless, 5 foot 1, bundle of joy.
153] I spend countless hour on the telephone. It's the thing that makes me roll off the couch in the morning.
154] I have WAY too many mix CD's. I'll sell 'em to you for a buck.
155] Orange juice is gross. Orange juice with pulp is grosser.
156] Sequins, sparkles, diamonds, pearls, strange patterns, & neon make me wee wee.
157] People mock my clotes, but secretly want the guts to wear them.
158] The X-Files are real.
159] Insomnia plagues me a lot. If I sleep, it's only for a few hours (4 maximum). Wasting time is my hobby.
160] I'm the least ritzy person you'll ever meet, but if you break my fingernails - I fucking break you.
161] Panties come to me, hence, I am a collector.
162] China Buffet II burned down. That makes me want to cry.
163] The Decemberists say my name in "We Both Go Down Together" & that song IS about me & Jesse.
164] Ex-boyfriend James gets homicidal when I hang out with his friends. Even moreso, when I make-out with his friends.
165] Did I mention I cheated on Mr. James with Sir Jesse?
166] I seem to attract drama.
167] I'm going to go get a cigarette RIGHT NOW.
168] Back.
169] At this moment, I am wearing a Ms. Pac-man shirt.
170] Pac-man = ultimate game. EVAR!
171] I don't really liek video games at all.
172] My mother's credit card number is ... YEAH RIGHT.
173] I wish I could write a manuscript. (in the process)
174] My stomach just made a really weird sound.
175] Coming up with things to say is getting very difficult.
176] I have a livejournal here
177] My house=wreck.
178] I write lousy, angst-ridden poetry.
179] Blink 182 annoys the shit out of me. My ex worshiped them.
180] Yeah. He was one of those "I'ma punkrocker!" fuckers.
181] I'm punk rock.
182] No I'm not. I'm a middle-class, boring, artsy cliche.
183] So is everyone else here, they're just to stubborn to realize it.
184] Why is it so cold on the first day of March?
185] Why am I complaining - I like the cold.
186] We never change dead lightbulbs around here.
187] Scarface=one of my favorite movies.
188] I kind fo wish I had a clique of friends. I don't.
189] I just finished my cigarette
190] Actually, I dont' have very many friends at all.
191] Damian, Heather, Nickie, & Brittany are my best friends.
192] No. Brittany's not. I just have to say that, because it seems like the right thing to do.
193] I like to think I'm straight-forward & honest with people, wether I am or not.
194] Josh mocks me & my friends because we have a tendency to talk in old English. He talks in Southern drawl.
195] I am super hungry.
196] My accent adjusts to suit the people I'm around.
197] Converse are not pretty shoes, nor are they very comfortable. Actually, I wouldn't know cause I've never worn any.
198] I think I changed my mind mid-200 Things About Me - I want to be an interior decorator.
199] I have NO class.
200] Oh god, I just typed 200 things about myself. Why?

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