120 Things
04.06.2006 | 11:34 am


1. I'm a slight germaphobe.
2. I don't approve of the pornography business.
3. I only drink from styrofoam cups. Or plastic
4. Jesse says I have a way with adjectives.
5. He's really making fun of me for using the wrong word.
6. I dropped out of school.
7. I really like doing these random list things.
8. Right now, I'm listening to the Xanadu movie play in the living room.
9. I'm really paranoid about dying, but do nothing to ensure that I'm in good health.
10. According to my friends, I have the coolest parents ever.
11. That's because they're not around.
12. I tell my mum she's fat in arguments sometimes.
13. My nails are currently painted fruit punch red.
14. I just ate a coconut macaroon cookie.
15. Dungeons & Dragons is really stupid.
16. I watch King of the Hill almost daily. Twice.
17. I'm 18, now. Finally.
18. Mum bought me a carrot cake for my birthday.
19. When I first met John Blubaugh, I called him John Blue Balls.
20. I SO bet I wasn't the first person to do that.
21. I refer to Jon King as 'The King of Jons (Johns).'
22. Songs about California piss me off for some weird reason.
23. I &hearts Huckabees is a really fucked up movie.
24. I can't really say why, but I enjoyed watching Jude Law cry.
25. I was once a chainsmoker, but the smell of smoke now makes me vomit.
26. I'm pregnant. SHE'S due June 30, 2006.
27. I would show my panties to a guy in my history class everday. What a perv. (What a dumbass!)
28. Idon't lie ... like EVER.
29. When I was a preteen, I wouldn't talk for almost a month, because someone told me that I would have to account every word I ever said to the Lord God.
30. I, sometimes, talk to myself in the mirror.
31. I eat sandwiches everyday.
32. Built to Spill = rediscovered greatness.
33. I fucking loathe Ashley Wheatcraft.
34. Backstory; she wanted to date one of my ex boyfriends & when he dated me, instead of her, it was because she was 'too pretty' for him, implying that I'm ugly. She also tried to get me kicked out of school by giving a teacher a note SHE had written that I supposedly wrote talking about how I was a vampire & couldn't contain my blood cravings any longer. Whuuuuuut?!
35. I hold grudges. HARD.
36. Most of them for really stupid reasons, but only for people who deserve grudges to be held.
37. I'm probably not a very cool person to fuck over, because I believe hard in revenge.
38. James gave me abunch of weird shit when we broke up, like pictures of Courtney Love, a knife, condoms, & a porno mag. Also, some weird D&D bullshit. I don't know what relevance that stuff had to our relationship.
39. I sold or gave most of it away. I kept Guitar World magazine.& the Halloween Jam poster. I gave the rest to my cousin, Josh.
40. I like getting the mail.
41. Did I mention that I procrastinate? a whole bunch?
42. I have a really bad habit of inviting people to my house, without permission.
43. So, I have like, 8 people invited to go somewhere & nowhere to shove 'em all.
44. I'm not very organized.
45. I like silver. I only wear gold when I want to feel gaudy & glamorous.
46. If there is one thing in this world that I fucking hate, it's glitter. It gets everywhere & takes months to finally disappear. HATE GLITTER!
47. Since I've been pregnant, I wash my hair A LOT. I don't know why.
48. Dusty doesn't like me. He has stupid reasons not to.
49. Guys (&girls) are jealous of me & Jesse. We rule. Yep. =)
50. Crispy M&M's are some shit, man.
51. When I'm really nervous, I scratch my arm or pull the hairs on my arm. So, if you see me scratching, it's probably not because I itch.
52. I think I'm borderline OCD.
53. I think I'm borderline a lot of stuff. I have to be.
54. Corey Haim & Corey Feldman were two childhood crushes. Just like every other girl back then.
55. I also had the hots for Kiefer Sutherland, Rider Strong, & some guy who drove a Dodge Viper - because I liked the crimefighting car.
56. I was boy crazy when I was 9.
57. & stayed that way until I was about 13 - & then didn't give a shit.
58. Then, I got boyfriends. Quite a few of 'em.
59. I bet I make really bad first impressions.
60. Oops! I just sneezed on the keyboard.
61. I have severe abandonment issues.
62. I also, have a sex complex.
63. & probably a few other complexes, while we're discussing the matter.
64. Jesse goes to be too early. Between 8:00 & 9:30, usually.
65. This is supposed to be about me, but some of it isn't.
66. Heather calls her period 'George'.
67. Whatshisname (the guy who sings the Toy Story songs) is really annoying.
68. My internet is frozen up right now.
69. I bought a digital camera that just doesn't seem to want to work.
70. That's okay. I would probably have used it for bad anyway.
71. I hardly ever wear earrings anymore. I've turned into such a soccer mum.
72. I don't like purple.
73. I like to clean. My room - no one elses.
74. Jesse reeks of cigarettes.
75. I can't kiss him sometimes, because of it.
76. I think video games make me angry. Like, violently angry.
77. That kid on Home Improvement HAD to be gay. You know, the oldest one? The blond one?
78. I have an urge to reminisce.
79. Today is my dad's birthday. He's the big 5-0.
80. I don't like being pregnant. Everything hurts & it's hard to move/get comfortable/stand/not pee your panties.
81. I sleep nekkied most of the time.
82. We're a confusing couple, I bet. Jesse & myself.
83. It's weird that people care so much about little, old, us.
84. I'm going out for STEAK tonight. YEAH.
85. I just rearranged my pictures & deleted things from the computer.
86. Apparently, I'm bored.
87. We own way too many guns, methinks.
88. I would marry Rilo Kiley, like no other woman.
89. I have nightmares almost every time I fall asleep.
90. This leads me to being an insomniac, because I fear sleep.
91. I haven't talked to most of my friends in monthsss.
92. I'm depressed & hermit like.
93. For now.
94. I have a Myspace. I don't like my space.
95. I like taking pictures.
96. I sort of regret not graduating.
97. But, only sort of.
98. Jesse & Miranda are both DRUG-FREE!
100. Bananas are n-n-nasty.
101. My dad just built my book shelf. I want to put books on it but, noooooo, I have to let it dry. =(
102. Nicole Richie needs to eat one of my daily sandwiches.
103. I want to get to know Lulu better, but she's always moving, so that probably won't happen.
104. I hardly ever talk to Sarah Beth anymore. I miss her.
105. Elf=one of the best movies ever. Maybe.
106. I've been downloading a lot of early 90's country songs lately.
107. I don't rightly know why.
108. We have Dr. Seuss books at the top of our bed. Sometimes we read to each other.
109. Death Cab For Cutie, although one of my favorite bands, now makes me puke on command.
110. Did I mention I like music a lot?
111. I've always wanted to be in a band.
112. Still do, but no one's talented around these parts, including myself.
113. Stir Crazy is probably one of the best movies ever.
114. I bet Gene Wilder isn't fond of his career turning him into 'Willy Wonka.'
115. Don't let your daughters read Cosmopolitan.
116. ALWAYS wear a condom or use birth control!
117. My mum has like, 10 windchimes on the front porch. Hence forth, I hate windchimes.
118. A kitty attacked me in my sleep last night & scratched my face. It hurts my nose.
119. We have too many cats. I don't care.
120. I'm going to go eat a sandwich. Saynora.

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