sex in a box
03.28.2005 | 6:51 am
Adrien Brody - I think it has a lot to do with his nose. I don't know there's just something oddly attractive about the man. Agreed.
Billie Joe Armstrong - Because he's every 14-year-old wannabe punk rock chick's fantasy & he was mine. & oh, those eyes.
Brittany Murphy - She's fucking adorable. She has totally kissable lips & a very nice ass, as you can tell, although those pockets are jacked up. Not the best pair of jeans in the world, you think?
Corey Feldman - I had a crush on him & his counterpart (Corey Haim), when I was about 10. I thought he was gorgeous. Hmph. What happened, Corey?
Corey Haim - The counterpart. Scrumptious, dont you think? Even in that 80's getup.
Courtney Love - I'm definitely going to get smack from Nirvana fans for this, but hey!, I think the lady is pretty. Almost glamorous, in that junkie sort of way.
Craig Nicholls - The Vines frontman. C'mon. Who couldn't resist the alcoholic, obviously fucked-up frontman of an awesome band? I think I really just like his hair.
Drew Barrymore - Apparently, I have a thing for fucked up people. Anyway, she's beautiful. Maybe not the brightest star in the sky, but who needs brains when you look like that?
Edward Norton - I don't even so much have a sexual attraction to this man, except when he provokes one. I just admire him as an actor & a person. He's definitely high in the ranks.
Giovanni Ribisi - I've thought this little snot was cute from the day I saw him play a retard on the X-Files. Anyone who can act that well, is gorgeous.
Isaac Brock - Hm. I can't exactly explain this one. Well, yes I can. This man's voice makes me melt. His views on life & the music he makes is the only thing I'm basing this on. Although, he doesn't look that bad, either. I just have an admiration for the man, I guess. Besides he doesn't have to have a reason, he's Isaac fucking Brock. That asshole.
Jason Schwartzman - As a musician, he almost makes me gag, but as an actor, he's extremely versatile. I loathe those eyebrows, but everything else about him is just so soft & masculine.
Steve Zahn - He's probably one of my favorite actors, although I've seen him in very limited movies. There's just something about his personality that seems so ... cute. Plus, he's flat out fucking beautiful.
Robert Downey, Jr. - Ah. The epitome of a perfect man. He is gorgeous.
Jim Bruer - It's argueable that he may not be the greatest looking chunk of flesh out there, but he is the funniest - & a funny boy is more attractive than a pretty boy ... sometimes.
John Stamos - I had the biggest crush on him when I was a kid. I think it had to do with his image on Full House. Oh well. He's something pretty to look at.
Jon Heder - Only, & I mean only in America could a guy like this be considered attractive. But, I too, join the ranks of volunteering to the 'Get Jon Heder Laid' charity.
Johnny Depp - Don't even try to argue, because YOU WILL LOSE. I tried to deny this man his rights to being beautiful, but I fell prey to those beautiful eyes & gorgeous hair. I think the roles he plays has a lot more to do with it though. Definitely.
Jude Law - Oh, please - It's Jude fucking Law. I don't even have to explain this one.
Kevin Spacey - What can I say? I have a thing for older men.
Kieran Culkin - Because he fucking plays Igby - & he looks better than his brother. Although, I think I could have a thing for all the Culkin kids, minus the toddler, Rory - who is actually about my age now, I'm betting. Hm.
Matthew Lillard - I can't rightfully say why he's on this list, but even if the movie sucks, I always watch it just to see Mr. Lillard. That counts for something, eh?
River Phoenix - Another kid who could be labeled into the Corey Feldman/Corey Haim genre, but he didnt' make it out alive. The poor kid died of an overdose. But, while he lived, he was clearly beautiful & talented. Too bad that many have forgotten who he was.
Angelina Jolie - & last, but not least - the most beautiful woman to grace this earth, Angelina.
Runners up:
Kiera Knightley
McCauley Culkin
Frank Iero
Meg White
Rider Strong
Eliza Dushku
But, the most beautiful of them all:
Jesse Darty - No explanation needed. He just is.
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