Quiz me baby, I've got no hands.
09.28.2003 | 3:18 pm

You are probably a real punk. Congratulations. You
aren't following the trend, you probably
listened to real punk before the flock started
heading your way. Go you.
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You are LSD.
What Drug Are You?
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"Lady of the Flowers"
What's Your Inner Placebo Song?
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You will commit suicide like Kurt Cobain. I'd stay
away from heroin, just to be safe here...
What's Your Rock Star Death?
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You're Breakout.
Crazy and unstable, eek, don't forget your
medication!
Which Foo Fighters Video Are You?
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Congratulations! You're a black velvet!
What Drink Are You?
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My inner child is sixteen years old!
Life's not fair! It's never been fair, but while
adults might just accept that, I know
something's gotta change. And it's gonna
change, just as soon as I become an adult and
get some power of my own.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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Johnny Come Quickly
What Sexual Position Are You?
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you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.
which happy bunny are you?
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paranormal temporary drugs society misfortune
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Laura's Levels Of Hell |
0. Heaven: Laura's friends, people who meet her most stringent standards for not sucking, people who figured out how to pass the quiz, and people who like Susan.
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1. Purgatory: People who pluralize (or possesify) non-plural or possessive establishments, i.e. "Barnes and Noble's," "Costco's" and "Eckerd's," people who refer to kissing or fornicating as "hooking up," people who hate macs, and people who watch too much television.
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2. The Boring and Grammatically Incorrect: Compulsive askers of "whats up?" "what's happening?" "how are you?" "what's your major" and instigators of other small talk, people who misuse object and subject pronouns, people who constantly speak or write in the passive voice, and people who type LOL too much.
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3. The Young and Misguided: People who care where other people buy their clothes and talk about things being "trendy" and "selling out," people who try to be random and talk about squirrels all the time, people who fancy themselves either nerds or avid fans of any or all of the following: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, anime.
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4. The Idiots: Boys who say they like blow jobs and posters of women with big boobs and feel manly for doing so, girls who like those kind of boys, fraternity members, sorority members, people who talk about liking beer or pot too much, people who punctuate with "yo," and the Dave Matthews Band.
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5. The Wavering: Democrats who voted for nader in the 2000 election, Democrats who didn't vote in the 2000 election, people who don't think that Bush is "that bad" or who had no stance on the recent war, yet attest to being 'political' and yet are otherwise politically noncommittal.
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6. The Miscellaneous Hates: Vegans who wear leather, smokers who worry about eating healthy, people who steal their friends' boyfriends or girlfriends, say mean things about their best friends behind their backs, or don't think Laura's funny.
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7. The Hipster Fucks: People who say they like sarcasm and irony. People who are smarmy. People who listen to music they don't really like, watch movies they don't really like, wear trucker hats, say things like "rock out" and "hip" all for the sake of irony.
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8. The Immorally-moral: Republicans, SUV drivers, suburb dwellers, people who homeschool their children, the religious right, other anti-abortionists, including ones who shoot abortion doctors, assholes, people who think that porn is sinful, jerks, and people who think "Taylor" and "Madison" are nice names for babies.
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| Where will Laura send you? (The first place she's sending you is mewing.net) |

Take the test, by Emily.
You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.
Find out your color at Quiz Me!
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I AM 18% RAVER!  Have I even been to a rave? I'll go home. I am a Loser. I suck. Actually, I am probably just a normal person taking this test and don't know why. |
I AM 43% TORTURED ARTIST!  I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn't drive my life into a dark abysmal hole were I am alone and against the world. |
I AM 50% SKA!  Well, maybe I'm trying too hard, maybe I'm not trying hard enough. I shouldn't forget my roots, and remember that punk and reggae wouldn't exist without ska. |
I AM 30% GOTH!  Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my heart I know I am evil, but not on the company's time. I do need to eat. |
I AM 34% PUNK ROCK!  Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay maybe some people think I am punk, but is that enough? Nope. |
I AM 29% METAL HEAD!  Most other metal-heads acknowledge my presence, but they laugh at me behind my back. Maybe I need to stop spending all that money on haircuts and invest in a few Pantera T-shirts. |
I AM 49% EMO!  Hmm.. I should stop listening to Dashboard Confessional.... enough said... Now that I stopped looking at my shoes, I know how the real world looks. |

You're The Epitome of Cool!!
How Cool Are You?
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Red, the color of lust. Rawr...
What's your color and emotion?
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So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?

paranoid
Which Personality Disorder Do You Have?
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You are a LAID-BACK VIRGIN.
What Kind of Virgin Are You?
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You're a CASUAL AIM-ER! Congrats, you're
normal...or you're pretending to be.
What kind of AIM-er are you?
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Protector
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Your medieval name is: Magdalen. Out of conformity
and inducing sexual meaning, you're seductive
and passionate, silent until spoken to and only
violet when provoked. Gorgeous and mysterious,
you've got it all.
What is your Medieval name?
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Which Depressing Song by a Not-So-Depressing Band Are You?

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LOVE is your chinese symbol!
What Chinese Symbol Are You? -- Updated (7/21/03)
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cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed
What Sign of Affection Are You?
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You have a mysterious kiss. Your partner never
knows what you're going to come up with next;
this creates great excitement and arousal never
knowing what to expect. And it's sure to end
in a kiss as great as your mystery.
What kind of kiss are you?
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You're angry, though not necessarily depressed.
You're probably very violent, and you might
like to throw things and hurt other people.You
might have Antisocial personality disorder and
believe that your needs are above everyone
elses, or maybe you're just sadistic. Or..you
could be PMSing right now.If you don't get help
at Charter, get help somewhere.
How Depressed are You?
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You are an IDEALISTIC VIRGIN.
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Androgynous for artistic reasons
'Which Gender Stereotype Are You'
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Mistress may I? Heh. Who wears the pants? You wears
the pants! Just remember that it's fun to
switch sometimes and not everyone enjoys being
bossed around in or out of the sack.
What's Your Bedroom Personality? (For Her)
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"When Doves Cry" (by Prince)
How could you just leave me standing,
Alone in a world so cold?
Maybe you're just too demanding.
Maybe I'm just like my father--too bold.
Maybe you're just like my mother.
She's never satisfied.
Why do we scream at each other?
This is what it sounds like,
When doves cry.
Which 80's Song Fits You?
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Romantic movie! You probably won't star in a porno
anytime soon. You seem to be really into the
whole "love" thing...romantic sex
with perfumed sheets and candles all over the
place. You're probably a hopeless romantic. You
value sex and respect your partner too much to
do anything like porn. AWWWWWW! <3
What kind of porno would you star in?
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Ichi - "That one with wisdom"
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I tashte like Alcohol.
Heh. Heh. I taste like beer. I like beer. Buy me a beer. I'm not drunk, I can drink plenty without... What was I saying? Beer. What Flavour Are You? |
See what drug you are.

Which John Cusack Are You?
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